Asshole Brita

A human anus with hair so full and coarse that it filters the fecal mater.

That Tacobell was brutal, it was a little hard to push through the old asshole brita

by sushikid0 December 17, 2021

Asshole failure

When Jake showed off his Bachelors Degree one day at work by thinking "renal failure" meant "asshole failure" due to having the words renal and rectal confused.

"So we're discharging him for having asshole failure?"

by Nicoletinells October 22, 2019

asshole

a worthless piece of crap who goes around treating people badly

That guy over there is such an asshole. All he ever does is treat people like dirt.

by funny fellas May 15, 2014

Asshole

Something a girl has invetween her ass cheeks for guys to snack on in bed!👅

“I ate her asshole for so long last night!”

by The ass eater 3000 November 28, 2017

Asshole

You

Fuck you asshole

by Jojwjwjejej June 5, 2024

Asshole

A guy who is self centered and a general piece of shit.

I'm sorry, I was such an asshole for attacking what you believe

by Typically_fresh October 23, 2017

Proximity asshole

When your ass knows it's near a toilet and it gets worse

You have one chance to close the door because of proximity asshole

by Coidesal November 1, 2018