Joe Biden's asshole cigars

literally

I witnessed Joe Biden's asshole cigars

by merdeur merdesse March 8, 2024

Asshole

Someone who who says stuff like "you read the second word wrong"

You: Kill yourself, asshole!
Me: That's fair.

by Vexnator February 23, 2023

Smashed Assholes

an asshole thats been fucked by 8 dicks at one time and its all prolapsed and shit

I feel like a bag of smashed assholes

by Silverray76 December 3, 2022

Texan Asshole Blaze

A disgusting, abhorrent multi stage sex act. Initially, an individual of indeterminate sex is administered a total of five pounds of chili peppers by a pair of men. After the individual shits themselves (due to the copious amounts of chilli peppers they've consumed), the two men start smothering the individual's arse in sriracha sauce, until the individual's rectum feels as if it has been set ablaze as a result of the hot sauce flowing down their asshole. Then, the two men carefully mix the shit and the hot sauce before licking it off avidly.

Man 1: Whoa! That chick's hot as hell! Should we ask if she wants to experience the Texan Asshole Blaze?
Man 2: Fuck yea! You know I'm into that!

by Gienekcat. October 4, 2025

asshole

martin tran

that asshole

by you're a lil shithead June 21, 2017

Asshole hair

The hair you realized you had while you where masturbating ,shitting ,or while reading this definition.

Joe: i realized something the other day.
Tim: yeah, what was it?
Joe: that I have asshole hair.
Tim: your just realizing that!?

by MonkeyShitter June 13, 2018

asshole

Someone who wears mismatched socks.

"That guy is wearing mismatched socks? What an asshole."

by notdima June 18, 2022