Gabriel Anthony Michael Hage

An idiot. An animal. Speech impediment.
Bad at IntelliJ.

Gabriel Anthony Michael Hage = idiot.

by Gabe's Dr. Phil April 15, 2019

St. Michael's College School

St. Michael's College School is a private, all-boys Roman Catholic day school in Toronto, Canada. The original campus was located on Bay street just north of Bloor in the Clover Hill Building which still stands today as St. Basil's Church- constructed in 1852 (the year St. Michael's was founded). Due to the rapidly expanding student body the school was relocated to its current location, leaving the Bay and Bloor campus as a federated college in the University of Toronto, known as the University of St. Michael's College. Today, the school's campus is at Bathurst Street and St. Clair Avenue at the edge of Toronto's Forest Hill neighbourhood. The school has a well known rivalry with Upper Canada College, another private all boys high school located in the same Forest Hill neighbourhood.

The school has a very rich history of successful alumni including Jim Flaherty (finance minister of Canada), Robert Deluce (founder of Porter Airlines) and Sergio Marchionne (CEO of Fiat and Chrysler) to name just a few. The school is perhaps best known as a producer of hockey players and football players and over 180 St. Michael's alumni have played in the National Hockey League (Including Tim Horton!). More than anything, St. Michael's produces a sense of pride among its students and alumni that no other private school can even dream of achieving.

Want to be successful? Go to St. Michael's College School.

by VCover December 23, 2011

Michael Phelps (sex move)

a sexual maneuver which involves the girl going on 2 knees while the guy cums in her face, immediately followed by placing a gold metal on her neck.

guy 1: dude, last night at the pool locker room, this chick gave ma a michael phelps (sex move)

guy 2: man, i wish my girlfriend gives me michael phelps.

by LLfuckhead00 May 2, 2010

St. Michaels College School

The act of being the greatest high school in the Greater Toronto Area.
Being known to destroy the competition such as Upper Canada College and Del La Salle.

St. Michaels College School Student: Hey were gonna bring down the St. mikes hammer on your ass.

UCC Student: I know... I wish I wasn't such a preppy bastard

by Mikeemon January 9, 2009

St Michaels Grammar School

SMGS is a place where all the small demons from east Melbourne come to fornicate. It is usually done in the butt, doggie style, due to the fact that they are all faggots. The people that go to this place are the purest form of gay.

“Hello, I am an average St Michaels Grammar School student”
“Fuck off you stupid, bitchly, gay virgin slut”

by Little man gay June 30, 2018

Abu Michael Cambria Jr.

Michael lived a normal life until he discovered Hookah. He became the most influential Hookah kingpin of all time until his eventual arrest in September of 2020. He went to federal prison on a 77 year sentence, and his cellmate was R-Kelly. They broke out together and joined the Italian mob, got married, and lived happily ever after until death.

Who's Abu Michael Cambria Jr. and why does he want Rylees kisses?
He's the biggest drug-lord of all time.

by Jouweyjonah October 20, 2022

Michael William Hanes Jr.

this is a fag who has no balls and his a complete tranny homo. His mom is gay, his dad les, his sister a mister, his brother a mother, his grandpap a trap, his granny tranny, his family tree LGBT, his ancestry incestry, his family reunion a gay communion, his dear a queer, his friends have both meat ends. and he is a ginger tag along and is short stack.

Dude: stop being a Michael William Hanes Jr.
Michael William Hanes Jr.: whats that mean

Dude: ur gay
Michael William Hanes Jr.: *dies instantly*

by steve jobs back from the dead December 5, 2018