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Christian

Someone who is just a bit weird and may seem like a terrorist on the outside. But on the inside they are very kind, dedicated and caring. They make you laugh all the time with their dumb jokes stupid actions. They seem to get in trouble all the time but manage to get out of it un-harmed. Christian is a very nice person who doesn’t have many friends but few very good ones. One could say you are very lucky if you are friends with Christian.
Christian seemed like he was going to kill us all, but instead he helped us instead.
by Charlie Hudson December 31, 2021
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Pull a Christian

To ditch your friends and go home with strange instead.
OMG dude, if I take you out you better not pull a Christian on me!
by OBTwice April 8, 2019
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Christian

skinny white guy that happens to get all the women
girl have heard about that guy Christian omg he can have my kids.
by kleinschrxth December 24, 2019
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christian

the evolution of the holy roman empire formed by terroristic group of Black men who hated Black people
"That was mighty christian of you."
"Why, thank you child!"
"That was not a compliment you dweeb!"
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
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Christian

Usually the baddest female around, has a lot of niggas wanting her but she pays no mind to them. She's smart as hell and extremely caring for others when she wants to be and funny as hell. Don't get on her bad side cause she can be a bitch.
Dang is that Christian? She be getting all the niggas
by 10983892sup April 15, 2017
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Christian baby

A Christian baby (named after a genre of quora questions) is a hypothetical where the scenario described is made such that the only good outcome is predetermined by the asker (i.e. converting to christianity)
P1: if hitler was trapped in a building with one thousand orphans and the only way to save the orphans was to save hitler would you save him?
P2: that is such a christian baby
by Gummy34 January 5, 2024
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Christian

A stupid fuck and a dumbass that jerks his shit until he can’t stop.Always try’s to fuck his own sister with a small ass dick.
by anonymous June 3, 2025
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