Nebraska Wesleyan University 

A convent located in Omaha, Nebraska where hippy nuns are secretly assassins being trained to first take over the Omaha Henry Doorly Zoo, and then NASA.

You: I hate the Henry Doorly Zoo.
Accomplice: Dude, just go to Nebraska Wesleyan University

You: Ok

Nebraska Wesleyan University by IClearlyKnowWhatImTalkingAbout September 25, 2012

Clarkson university 

An easy engineering school to get into, which people consider a good school because grads get jobs. Made up of 70 percent guys and 90 percent nerds and rednecks.

“I go to clarkson university”
Wow that’s a good school

“Not really it has a 70 percent acceptance rate and I haven’t seen a girl that’s over a 6 in a month”

Clarkson university by Dirty dan 69420 January 5, 2019

california state university Los angeles 

Also known as Cal State LA, this continuation of community college caters to students not worthy of a UC education, and only requires a 2.0 gpa. Students from East Los Angeles College and other surrounding community colleges abound in the campus. It is located close to City of Terrace. It is one of the low tier schools in the Cal State system. It would like to someday have a comparable reputation as to that of UCLA.

Boy 1: I go to Cal State LA.
Boy 2: Oh, is it the one by ELAC (East Los Angeles College)?

California State University Los Angeles

california state university Los angeles by iggo June 15, 2008

Texas State University 

The renamed "Southwest Texas State University" so that they seem less "localized". Located in San Marcos, TX, approx. 30 minutes south of Austin. Where college students attend when they don't get into the University of Texas.

They have a nationally acclaimed business school. The campus is beautiful but the town is full of Mexicans. Students go to Sixth Street in Austin or float the San Marcos River for their fun. Texas State has a bit of a "party school" reputation... but in truth it's not any worse/better than and other American University.

Look! I got a 1240 on my SAT and have a 3.5 GPA but I still can't get into UT! I'll just go to Texas State like everyone else does with hopes to transfer.

Texas State University by les ecouteurs July 20, 2005

University of Windsor 

One of the worst universities in Canada, as it fails to make it on the top 100 list of Canadian Universities. Those who are dumb enough to get enrolled there and accept usually drop out and/or do nothing successful with their lives. Most of those who attend the University of Windsor are scared to move away from home and leave their parents, and/or are of the less fortunate as they cannot afford to study abroad. Those who attend the University of Windsor think they are the shit, but really will not get anywhere in life as the evil spirits of Windsor, Ontario have unfortunately sucked them in for the rest of eternity.

A professor from the University of Windsor came to my international boarding school to give a speech today and not one person showed up!

or

I heard the University of Windsor is the worst university in Canada!

or

Dude you go to the Univeristy of Windsor? How basic, you should transfer.

University of Windsor by BarbieBitch420 October 22, 2011

University of Miami 

a college 120 years younger than Miami University in Oxford, Ohio...

Miami of Ohio was a university when Florida belonged to Spain

Yo bro! Maybe they should name it the University of Miami Florida.

Wait a second... Univ. of Miami Florida's president is a Miami Univ. (Ohio) alum!!!

University of Miami by Miami Univ... Estd. 1809 January 19, 2005

University of Utah 

1. University where people from Utah who want a real education go to.

2. Legitimate University that offers a legitimate education.

3. Not church-camp. See BYU.

-"Hey Timmy, where are you going to school after you graduate?"

-" I'm going to the University of Utah."

-"Good choice! There you'll get access to the serious academic world. I mean, how seriously could you take your professors if you knew they believed they will be gods of their own universe with multiple wives after
they die, and all that weirdo Hoohaa that Mormons believe???"

University of Utah by Patty05 September 13, 2005