Hill-Turd

when you make a turd on a hill

“i need to turd”
“but we’re on a hill”
“i need to hill-turd then”

Hill-Turd by nmbr1boweater January 12, 2026

Cream Turd

Whilst on all fours you ejaculate into a turd (it does not have to be your own).

Nick loves making a nice cream turd, but his knees just cant handle it at his age.

Cream Turd by Mike Huntisore April 23, 2026

The turd

Great word for someone on your last nerves also wtf so over there shit but there’s kids around so you just call them a turd . Who’s that ? That turd

The turd

The turd by “Iwanttowiiiin” June 4, 2026

last place at a turd eating contest

Beyond mere failure, the absolute pinnacle of loserdom.

Amy didn't just fail, it was more like she got last place at a turd eating contest.

last place at a turd eating contest by Goat Milking Contest Winner. December 12, 2012

Newton's Turd 

The Psychological version of his 3rd Law ("for every action… ) of Motion.

Alluded to in Matthew 7:1, "Judge not… "

Unlike Physics, tends to build into a frenzy, akin to one upping & pissing contest, not settle down.
The 'turd' reference is from apeshit, from a the practice of an enraged ape, takes or finds his recent dump and hurling it

Counselors & Priests see plenty of Newton's Turd in action when dealing with marital & relationship problems

Newton's Turd by AmboNec September 21, 2013

yah yah nah turd 

A cool new phrase with the kids in New York.

ME: Hows it goin bro..

Him: Not bad bro..
ME: Yah yah nah turd

yah yah nah turd by GodzillaSiaa September 5, 2016

Fart hardened turd 

When you have gas all night and go to shit and it comes out like Captain Caveman's club.

Man that fart hardened turd hurt coming out.

Fart hardened turd by Darckcloud April 18, 2018