Kale is slang for money, it's not just cabbage, which is also slang for money, so you can't have your money and spend it too. It's my updated version of the idiom, " you can't have your cake and eat it too".
by 2B+ November 27, 2019
Get the you can't have your kale and spend it toomug. Idiomatic phrase
1. Facebook fan page following less than 100,000
2. Friendless
Alternatively:
3. Description of a person who doesn't waste a lot of time online.
1. Facebook fan page following less than 100,000
2. Friendless
Alternatively:
3. Description of a person who doesn't waste a lot of time online.
1. Bank account and self-worth entirely depleted, Freya set her Facebook fan page to "Unpublished" and murmured to herself: "I have no flock."
2. Ernie has no friends. He has no flock.
3. Kendra doesn't believe that a flock of friends is an expected fruit of living a purpose-filled life.
2. Ernie has no friends. He has no flock.
3. Kendra doesn't believe that a flock of friends is an expected fruit of living a purpose-filled life.
by peppermintisgood May 20, 2017
Get the i have no flockmug. Boy, after seeing a commercial to go join a religious club: Mr priest, so you think you have the meats to get me to join your organization?
Priest: yes, we have the meats. Now go find a religious girl w whom you can procreate and have many beautiful children for God's benefit.
Priest: yes, we have the meats. Now go find a religious girl w whom you can procreate and have many beautiful children for God's benefit.
by Sexydimma December 6, 2024
Get the We have the meatsmug. To gain significant advantage or make one's way through the world by exploiting social dynamics, state institutions and weaponising the law (usually to the detriment of moral but naive others).
Cindy: "I'm so over my farting, snoring husband, but I need him. How about you?"
Jelissa: "Well I have no problems. I lined up a guy via Internet dating from the other side of the world, he knocked me up so I could have my baby and he's out of sight, out of mind. He pays me child support off the record out of guilt, and I get special single mother benefits. Then I married Enrique, but divorced him after four years for a payout and alimony. These days I just do what I want!"
Cindy: "Wow, you have it all worked out, don't you?"
Jelissa: "Well I have no problems. I lined up a guy via Internet dating from the other side of the world, he knocked me up so I could have my baby and he's out of sight, out of mind. He pays me child support off the record out of guilt, and I get special single mother benefits. Then I married Enrique, but divorced him after four years for a payout and alimony. These days I just do what I want!"
Cindy: "Wow, you have it all worked out, don't you?"
by <LeIgHthaL> May 28, 2023
Get the Have it all worked outmug. It means that Hillibush puts food (like small sandwiches with no crust) in a basket and then him and his friends go to a field, or beach, or top of a mountain, and they lay a blanket on the ground and sit down and eat it. Therefore, he thinks he shouldn't be the only one and tells other people they should do the same.
In short, an activity you do with your friends.
In short, an activity you do with your friends.
by YepThatHappened April 4, 2015
Get the go have a picnicmug. It is a experience and new family made by my 77 family cousin. I think I have 3 rich cousin at Afghanistan maybe but I don't know.
by syafinaz confirms that? November 18, 2023
Get the I think I have 3 rich Afghanistan cousin but not sure about that.mug. Something said when the person is not interested in speaking to you any longer. Often accompanied by disinterested body language
by AltBoy May 21, 2024
Get the have a good onemug.