Brown Cigar

Basically, poo. A variety of uses, most common being "smoking the brown cigar" - the act of sucking on poo.

"Dude, I'm out of ciggies. Lend me some."
"No, but you can smoke my brown cigar instead."

by Scott Freeman December 9, 2004

brown knuckles

The failed act of fisting, due to lower intestinal blockage.

Jimmy want to fist his girl, but she was to full to engage, leaving Jimmy with a nasty case of the brown knuckles.

by Jimmy May 13, 2003

brown-stick

A homosexual.

I saw a couple of brown sticks coming out of that gay bat the other night.

by Lamont October 28, 2003

Brown Noise

Communication that's usually complete bullshit or just painfully annoying.

He open's his mouth and all that comes out of it is brown noise.

by Riot Instigator October 26, 2010

Brown Jordan

Having to take a huge dump

Man, where is the toilet I got a brown jordan

by Toothevt February 13, 2010

Brown SteamBoat

A finishing move where when you're about to cum when fucking a chick in her ass, you pull out your shit browned dick, stick it in her throat, then shoot it out like steam from a steamboat.

I gave this chick a brown steamboat after she had diarrhea so her breath smelled like shit all night.

by hylianknight August 28, 2009

browns suck

A false statement

True of false?

The browns suck

Answer is false

by Homy dog34 September 29, 2009