Mud monster

When you have so much fun you wouldn't even notice if you were covered in shit

"May we all be mud monsters"

by DefinitelyNotCoveredInSh!t September 20, 2021

mud

when one mixes water and dried kratoms together, turning it into grade A- mud.

im on the mud.
ayo jackie, tryna dip mud later ?
lemme guess, you drank mud ?
you do know your kidneys cant filter mud out

by bi.polar.expresss January 25, 2023

Mud Boat Tuggy

The mud boat tuggy is a sex move where the female give the male a (tuggy) but with her butt cheeks.

Him: i wanna try something different tonight

Her: what did you have in mind?
Him: a tuggy but with your butt
Him: a mud boat tuggy if you will

by Wander7119 March 2, 2025

Thunder Mud

This is the shit you take next morning after a glorious diner accompanied by 5-6 beers. Starts with cramping along with a euphoric feeling. As you sit a little push causes the heavens in your colon to unleash its fury. The consistency of fecal matter is that of mud or wet concrete. The flatulence is loud and non stop until it starts to fade off. You are exhausted after the episode.

Get the fuck out the way! Im going to blow the toilet out with all the fury of thunder mud.

by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 18, 2023

mud spike

A common word for pooping in an area where there is no soil readily available, such as Antartica.

The professor grew a large mud spike outside his tent. It was froze solid in just two minutes!!

by Butch the fisherman June 25, 2003

Louisiana Mud Pearl

When a woman gets creampied by her man and the cum runs out of her vagina onto her butthole, the man then eats her ass or the cum (the pearl) mixed with shit to create the Louisiana Mud Pearl

After dinner and drinks, Rob ate a Louisiana Mud Pearl for dessert.

by ColinHammer December 4, 2024

Mud Dart

Using the penis as a tool in sexual games, sports, or activities - specifically referring to anal sex. This is because when you remove the object from its target, it appears to resemble a dart covered in mud - using the brown eye as a bullseye ; Anal sex

Hey baby. How bout a game of mud darts? Bend over - you’re the target.

by Richard Keister April 20, 2023