dick scrambler

A bike seat.

Hey Mike, do you need one of those dick scramblers to finish your bike project?

by Billy Bob from Varsity Blues April 23, 2018

teddy dick

When ever the pubic hair is so long it is covering the penis.

Jake had a teddy dick but as soon as he realized, he shaved.

by collmen188 February 18, 2015

Dick Cheney

made money off the Iraq War

Dick Cheney made money off the Iraq War

by mybootyhadulike March 31, 2015

Sizzle dick

Small shriveled dick that looks like half a breakfast sausage

That sizzle dick is so gross

by Bungalo8889 June 8, 2018

Dick fog

When you want some dick so badly it’s all you can think about. Your brain doesn’t process much else.

I need some dick. My brain won’t work until I can left this dick fog.

by Platinumhoney September 15, 2021

Bagga Dicks

Derived from the term "Bag of Dicks" this phrase means: Sucks; Terrible; Is unfavorable; having qualities that would be deemed douche-like. Shitty beyond compare.

1) Dude, that guy is a Bagga Dicks
2) Man, I'm sorry to hear that, that's a Bagga Dicks

by TKao September 21, 2011

textbook dick

An average penis, the type of penis you find in a health textbook.

Ganjrew has such a textbook dick, gonna be easy to suck.

by Averyandmolly April 12, 2017