Doo Rag Two Step

When a person wearing a doo-rag is adjusting their head piece while doing a two-step dance to keep their super low and baggy jeans up just above the knee.

I was in an elevator and a dude doing the doo rag two step asked me what was for lunch. i was floored that he was able to concentrate on 3 things at once.

by General Penny Lane August 12, 2011

In life, two things are inevitable

1. Death
2. Taxes

In life, two things are inevitable: Death & Taxes. Everyone has you pay for their life.

by thisisevidence March 17, 2010

two finger shoe horn

The act of inserting two fingers into a female orifice to aid in inserting your penis, much like the way a shoe horn is used to put your foot into a shoe.

When I have whiskey dick I use the two finger shoe horn to get my cock into my woman.

by Grimm D January 11, 2009

two dollar fade away

When you crumble up two single dollar bills or a fun but rare 2 dollar bill and throw it towards stripper on stage. fading away like Kobe back into your seat

Omar grabbed two bucks off the stack of singles on the table faded away shooting the two dollar fade away onto the main stage

by No Regrets February 15, 2018

two badly parked volkswagons

A large derier that is wobbly all over the place.

You backside looks like two badly parked volkswagons

by gavrad76 December 30, 2013

i have two sneeze

when you have to sneeze, you yell fuck loud!!

Bryan: I have two sneeze
George: ok go sneeze
Bryan: FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by youngkap February 15, 2019

two steps too late

When a man who has time infinitely accelerated speed blitzes out of your attack and then dashes behind you with his infinite speed because he abused your weakness

star platinum: ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!
Enrico Pucci: Two Steps, You where two steps too late. The blood of the powerful joestar family for their strength their courage their bravery fate is on their side, however! weakness is written in their blood. Jotaro Kujo.. your weakness is your daughter!

by jojo shitpost crusader August 9, 2023