real estate novelist

n. Person who aspires to leave their dreary life behind in order to attain a fulfilling artistic career. Often a lazy schizophrenic drunkard.

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Laugh if you want! I won’t always be a real estate novelist.

Another suture doctor?

Thanks nurse. Want to hear about my beehives?

No. Not really.

by gnostic3 April 19, 2022

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so real

common phrase for gen z to say while hallucinating or dreaming. refers to stupidly agreeing to shit.

friend 1: "tomorrow we're all going naked"
friend 2: "so real"
friend 3: "internal: what the fuck?"

by kilo_llama July 2, 2024

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Love Ain’t Real

ROADRUNNASLUG

Love Ain’t Real according to what ROADRUNNASLUG says.

by Love Ain’t Real April 2, 2025

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Tiddy real estate

using houses to describe boob

jane:man I wish I had a mansion
el:speak for yourself I want a tent in the woods
jane:are you trans?
el:yes
jane:cool
using tiddy real estate is efficient way to come out as trans

by raybeez February 11, 2022

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Real is a caring, calm, and loving man. He is faithful to his girlfriend or wife and always thinks about her Everytime of the day. He never gets tired of his girl. He is a fast-learner and could understand one's situation easily. Real is a wonderful man, a good sibling and son.

"I don't want you as my boyfriend, you're not Real. "

by aurelia. oncipen May 16, 2022

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Real Man

Yes it's the no true Scottsmen fallacy but it's ALSO the solipsism I've been talking about.

Hym "And it's implicit in the term 'real man,' Meg. You husband is MORE real to you and the other men are LESS real. If your husband's cock fat? Because that is why you think he's more. Your marriage is a solipsistic dyad."

by Hym Iam March 2, 2025

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