Clown Circus

Clown Circus is the first known album in the solo band Lemon Demon hosted by Neil Cicierega. It was made on April 5, 2003.

Neil made this album when he was under 17, and started actually making music long before that… isn’t that impressive?

Person 1: Have you listened to Clown Circus by Lemon Demon yet…?
Person 2: What has gotten into you

by Ashalotl2 July 8, 2024

clown

someone who makes great joes and is super fucking funny and makes you laugh no matter what

bro ur a clown

by baddiej December 11, 2019

Cigar Clown

A clown that spreads hate and negativity with no constructive/legitimate reason, often due to their own personal insecurity and/or lack of joy with themselves.

Etymology: "Cigar clown" as a term comes from actual cigar smoking clowns that blew smoke into children's eyes, making them cry.

Synonyms: Hater, misanthrope

Cigar Clown: "You're not a real clown because you're not traditionally trained, you don't wear enough makeup, and you don't wear a nose. You are destroying what makes clowns great and devaluing the entire clown industry!"

Support Clown: "Don't listen to that cigar clown, he needs to go honk out a dirt snake"

by Support Clown April 11, 2024

Clown Mouth

Slang for chapped lips.

I disregarded the lip balm and constantly wet my lips, and now I have clown mouth.

by AmeliorateTooLate February 12, 2024

Clown tactics

Trying to force somebody or a group to respect you through threats of stricter measures, more laws/rules, statistics, and other shit like that.

The clown was looking for clown tactics to use his/her bank account to force eople to respect him/her via doubling down on rules and laws.

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021

Crazy Clown

This is when you are having sex with a woman on her period. You pull out and quickly put it in her mouth. As you can imagine, your penis would be bloody so putting in her mouth would result in her lips getting red all around, kinda like a clown's make-up. This results in a Crazy Clown.

Damn dude, last night Becky didn't tell me she was raggin', so I paid her back by making her a crazy clown.

by meecho January 25, 2013

clown car of clusterfuck

1. A shit-show; chaos at the top of a sinking corporate or entertainment hierarchy.
2. A revolving door of incompetent bosses.

Coined and used by wrestling promoter Eric Bischoff.

"It was a clown car of clusterfuck at the top so I didn't need to know nor did I care."

With who they were bringing in, I knew it was gonna be a clown car of clusterfuck at my job.

by I mean, yeah March 1, 2020