Big sexy

A tall,mixed, handsome dude with a huuuuge shlong. He penetrates all of mankind. Except butt-stuff. Butt-Stuff is bad for your soul.

My owner is the big sexy

by Butt-stuff March 6, 2019

Big Sexy

cat noir summed up

“Oh my god did you see big sexy today?”
“Yeah! He was with ladybug”
he’s so miraculous. 😳😳😳

by bigsexyofthemonth December 14, 2019

Big sexy

Kai

If Big sexy doesn't approve you shall not do

by Grandfather glock January 13, 2020

Solo sexy time

Sexual pleasure

I walked in on Jenny having solo sexy time with her electric toothbrush

by Only you can prevent this March 31, 2020

Team Sexy Spaghetti Freaks

An elusive cult of 2 people who eat spaghetti and are mildly weird. They formed a team because their raw sexiness put together was enough to turn themselves into spaghetti temporarily. At first they used it for good, fighting crime with their new-found spaghetti powers, however things soon took a turn for the worse when one of them got a little too saucy and took a bite out of the others noodle. They had reached the point of no return and the noodle-less cultist took a bite out of the others meatballs. After the battle one cultist was left only with noodles, and the other only meatballs. And that's why we complete each other ;)

Marshall - "Team Sexy Spaghetti Freaks for the win!"
Gwen - "Hell Yeah!"

by ToadNipps November 29, 2020

disgustingly sexy vultures

the perfect word to put in the blank for 'plural noun' in mad libs will 10/10 make your audience shit their pants laughing.

annie took her lazer blaster and shot a bunch of disgustingly sexy vultures at frank's head.

by friendly neighborhood assfuck December 12, 2020

Crazy Sexy

The level of sexy one reaches that has onlookers questioning the level of crazy shit they would do just to ensure the continued presence of said individual(s).

Bill Cosby: But... your Honor they were all crazy sexy.

by HannahUcray December 29, 2020