You spend an hour and a half talking to your bird with your piece out when you should be making the enchantment table room... Nasty simp
by Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhh March 27, 2020
Get the Simpmug. The highest of all simps. The best of the worst. A way to suggest someone is climbing out of an undesirable position while still being acknowledging they are not quite out of the life.
by 0db April 2, 2021
Get the arch simpmug. Richard likes every single girl in class and would do anything do get the sucky sucky 9000 by them. HE also has sucky sucky 9000 with himself everyday.
by fsfhzuifhsfs April 14, 2022
Get the Richard simpsmug. Kille 1: Åh jag kan inte komma över denna tjejen, åhh hon är så perfekt
Kille 2: Oj du är verkligen en sån Hannah (simp)
Kille 3: Du Hannahar verkligen över den där tjejen
Kille 2: Oj du är verkligen en sån Hannah (simp)
Kille 3: Du Hannahar verkligen över den där tjejen
by ajtajtjaa July 27, 2020
Get the Simpmug. Do not listen to those jake boys who call guys simps because they respect women.
A simp is person who does too much.
not a person who respects the opposit gender/same gender.
A simp is person who does too much.
not a person who respects the opposit gender/same gender.
Dude: Yo, i just bought my significant other a whole car, and random gifts.
his piece of shit friend: dude..your a simp.
his piece of shit friend: dude..your a simp.
by swaggy short boy April 6, 2021
Get the Simpmug. 
