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That deserved a slap. 

When you say something really stupid, or you are excepted to know something but you don't, a friend may exclaim that you deserve a slap for you ignorance. The phrase is usually followed by a harsh, quick, blow to the cheek. Sissy crying may follow along with a "WTF? Why'd you do that, man?"
Manda: Have you heard that new System of a Down song?
Chris: Naw, man. I don't listen to rock.
Manda: Man, that deserved a slap.
Chris: No, Manda! Please!
(Manda slaps Chris viciously)
Chris: (Cries). Damn, bloody...WTF, man?
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bloody rubber slap

while fucking you get blood on the condom and you take it off and slap the girl in the face
dude i bloody rubber slapped this bitch last night.
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slimy fish slap

when you finish having sex and you take the condom off, run upstairs and slap your brother in the face with it while he's sleeping.
Brother: last night.. i think something hit me in the face while i was sleeping, but i dont know i didn't wake up.
You: did it feel like a slimy fish slap?
Brother: Yeah, i think so!

Scandinavian Bitch Slap

The act of one man ejaculating into another man's hand, then the man with jizz in his hand using it as lubrication to jerk off. After he cums in the same hand, he bitch slaps the other man in the face getting cum on him.

This act is only gay for the man getting slapped because he is the one getting a handful of spunk slapped around his cocksucker like a total faggot.
Boy #1: For my 14th birthday, my dad gave me a Scandinavian Bitch Slap.

Boy #2: Awesome! Did you suck his dick afterwards?

Boy #1: ......Yup I sure did!

april 26th is national slap ass day 

on april 26th you can slap anyone’s ass!
april 26th is national slap ass day so go and slap someone’s ass!
A slap upside the head to give someone a wake up as in:
"Wow! I could have had a V 8!
If he doesn't stop running around with those gang bangers, somebody needs to give him a V 8 Slap before he ends up in jail.
V 8 Slap by NY_Grandma November 19, 2007

Sack slap 

1) The act of rubbbing the sweat off of your own testicals and proceeding to smack the nearest individual in the face

2) when one man randomly decides to smack a mans ballsack in the middle of Lunch
'Slap'
TIM- Ahh what was that for, man?
HENRY- Dude, You just got sack slapped!
Sack slap by Ballsack Stalin August 8, 2009