Throwing fives

When someone is throwing a bitch fit, or when they are acting extra when not necessary

Why you bugging she ain’t even your girl? Stop throwing fives

by Fuckkkkkkoffbih November 23, 2017

Five big booms

you use this word when someone's brother dies.

John: "My brother passed away"\
stinky poo poo head: "You get five big booms."
stinky poo poo head: "BOOM"
stinky poo poo head: "BOOM"
stinky poo poo head: "BOOM"
stinky poo poo head: "BOOM"
stinky poo poo head: "BOOM!"

by SUPERCAILIFRACTOSTICEXTRIEALLI May 10, 2025

Five Mornings at Freddy’s

A series that will not come out.

Yo this game is like Five Mornings at Freddy’s

by Principal of the Thing October 14, 2023

Five second rule

The rule that states if a guy is in and out of a girl's vagina (and finishes) while having sex in five seconds or less, it doesn't count toward his body count.

These girls should call me the delivery guy with how often I enforce the five second rule.

by rectalreloader September 7, 2018

Play the five-fingered flute

British, meaning of Masturbation.

Whenever I see your mother, I start playing the five fingered flute.

That bish Kemdrick Lamara is overrated as hell, but she looking, every time she preforms I play the five-fingered flute.

by RealTalkThemHo September 9, 2016

Ten Thousand Five Hundred Pound

A Fudge. A Balancing Figured. A Cluster Fuck Cover. A lazy man's fix.

Will Phoenix covered up his incompetence by shoving in a TEN THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED POUND balance figure in his mongaloid spreadsheet.

by Macfac January 25, 2019

five-ever

a span of time so long that calling it forever isn’t enough

Dude I ordered food at least 30 minutes ago it’s taking five-ever to come out

by BassMan24 July 30, 2025