Michael Jordan 

One who many see as the greatest but us actually nothing but an overrated ass bitch

People think I’m the greatest but I’m not so I’m a Michael Jordan

Michael Jordan by Kingsuri May 23, 2018

Michael Phelps 

(Verb) To eat an inhuman amount of nourishment and then justify the act by exercising as much as an animal, such as a fish.
Alternate definition: The act of being caught performing something illegal, such as smoking marijuana.

Man's Friend: Holy... Wow. How can you eat 17 extra large pizzas and 8 boxes of breadsticks?
Man: Don't worry, I'm gonna Michael Phelps it.
Man's Firend: What?
Man's: Nothing. I'll see you later. I'm gonna run around the... Moon.

Michael Phelps by Edw Ard October 21, 2009

Michael Yu 

A relaxed person.

"Man, that kid sure is a Michael Yu"

Michael Yu by Swag Money May 1, 2015

Michael platonic simp 

This is against the law, you will be sent to a metal facility

"Oh you are a Michael platonic simp"

"Better pack you bags"

Michael platonic simp by Besticreaming June 13, 2021

Michael Jackson 

The man who lost his n-word pass and grabbed his pp while saying HEEHEE

A: Do you know the man who lost his n-[word pass?
B: Do you mean Michael Jackson?
A: Yeah.
B: HEEHEE!*GRABS HIS PP*

Michael Jackson by KermitTheHEEHEE October 18, 2019

Michael Jackson 

Someone who rapes children

"Bro did you hear? I am officially coming out as a michael jackson"

Yeah, you should also become a beta tester

Michael Jackson by BltWise October 28, 2019

Michael Jackson 

To Michael Jackson means to go from a black skin tone to white skin tone. This is a process which Michael Jackson, the alleged paedophile went through.

Tyrone says his boobs started becoming whiter than usual. I think he's pulling a Michael Jackson.

Michael Jackson by semenation April 9, 2020