mexican pile-up

When you see 7 or 8 mexicans getting in or out of a car that normally holds 2.

There was a mexican pile-up in that Honda I saw outside the taco restuarant.

by jeello May 31, 2011

mexican meat hat

when a ladys legs are pulled apart an her vagina is pull over your head like a hat ear to ear

this girl ate me with that mexican meat hat

by dimebag04 June 11, 2011

Mexican Fish Bowl

When you unhook the chain on the tank of the toilet. You then shit in the tank. The next person to use the toilet is in for a surprise. Revenge is yours . He has to clean the "Mexican Fish Bowl"

"Is Dave coming to the party?"

"No last year that bastard gave the main toilet a Mexican fish bowl. It took a ladle to get that shit out"

by Dirty Dirk 47 January 11, 2014

Mexican dinner jacket

One of those flimsy, horseshoe shaped tissues provided in public restrooms for germaphobes to place over the toilet seat before they sit down.

I couldn't' take a dump at the mall because they were all out of Mexican dinner jackets.

by OH Lee January 28, 2014

Mexican hand job

A confrontation among three opponents arranged in a mutually entangled hand job scenario, with the result being similar to the concept of a Mexican standoff. The tactics for such a confrontation are substantially different from those for a hand job duel, where the first to shoot has the advantage. In a confrontation among three mutually hostile participants, the first to shoot is at a tactical disadvantage. Since it is the second opponent to shoot that has the advantage, no one wants to go first.

Police arrived on the scene only to find the gunman locked in a Mexican hand job with two hostages. Foregoing a peaceful resolution, police ended the many-knuckled shuffle by shooting first.

by E-yo-ass April 30, 2014

The Mexican Sack Pull

The act of pulling back the nutsack toward and then into the asshole. The person then craps his own balls out of his ass onto a Mexican person.

I need a sandwich after the strenuous The Mexican Sack Pull.

by The Twister in the Sun October 1, 2014

The mexican wonder rub

When you go to a porter potty in Mexico, and take shit from the toilet and rub it all over yourself.

"Dude did you do the mexican wonder rub?"

"Fuck yeah, its a Mexican tradition!"

by Samuel Sanudo October 13, 2014