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The mexican wonder rub

When you go to a porter potty in Mexico, and take shit from the toilet and rub it all over yourself.
"Dude did you do the mexican wonder rub?"

"Fuck yeah, its a Mexican tradition!"
by Samuel Sanudo October 13, 2014
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Mexican Mud Dragon

When you make a girl eat lots off Mexican food and proceeds to Hershey squirt on your face. You then 1-2 Mayweather her ass in a fiery rage hence making you look like a Mexican Mud Dragon
My girl shat on my back so i beat her ass like a Mexican mud dragon
by Dat Nigga Darius February 20, 2020
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Mexican Pickle Fight

Physical combat engaged by attempting to poke your opponent's penis with only your index finger while your other hand is behind your back.
Those guys are either gay or they're in a mexican pickle fight.
by P_Mac December 24, 2012
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Sex on a Mexican beach

Similar to a sandy seagull, but after dipping your man meat in sand, you pour hot sauce all over it before ramming it back into your partners love taco.
After saying she wanted to heat up our relationship, I indulged her with some sex on a Mexican beach.
by Taintscratcher80 February 20, 2015
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mexican spring break

It's when a bunch of mexicans rent or get the key from a relative/friend at a 1-bedroom hotel room/condo and proceed to fill it with all of their friends and family (usually ranging in the 100s) for a weeklong vacation.
The current record for mexican spring break is 432.
by mh2424 April 25, 2011
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Mexican Word of the Day

A joke where a person slurs a word into a sentence on a picture of a stereotypical Mexican man.

The format goes:

"Mexican Word of the Day: Insert word here"

"Insert statement using that word in a humorous way that sounds like two different words, but still makes sense"
Mexican Word of the Day: Deliver

My doctor said I should stop drinking so much to give Deliver a break.
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 12, 2021
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mexican seven up

Mexican beer with a lime in it.
Shayne was passed out from all tbe Mexican Seven ups he drank, so Trey teabagged him and took a picture.
by Driftrat81 July 21, 2017
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