March 22

National Narwhal Ponytail Day. If you don't get this, go read a frikng book.

I grew my hair out for March 22.

by IDefineLifeForConvenience December 7, 2019

March 5th

People have to send their girlfriends a dick picture on March 5th, 2023. ITS JUST A FACT. especially if your name is bryce. Do It.

“Damn bro it’s March 5th, I have to Send a Dick Pic”

by bryce’sprettygf March 5, 2023

civil march

A civil march is when you claim to do something in a righteous way, which is just a rouse to riot and loot.

My television just died, we should have a civil march so I can replace it.

by Testiclesplopmenacinglyontable August 17, 2017

24 march

24th march is the day baddest boys are born

Ken:"He's the baddest I'm jealous"
Jel:"Yeah he's born in 24 march"

by Ttttruthhhh November 22, 2021

March 30

Grab your homie by the balls

P1: bro tomorrow is March 30th u better wear a cup.
P2: nah bro all offense tomorrow

by Ijustpooped March 29, 2022

March 27th

Moan in your boy best friends ear day

"It's March 27th!" "What abt it?" *moans in his ear*

by Relatable.thingzzzzzzzz March 27, 2023

March 15

It is national send tasted fully nudes to your homie day

“Bro it’s march 15 send me them nudes.”
“Shiiit, ok”

by Thewhitedarknight March 15, 2024