French Kissing The Turtle

When you give a rim job to someone who has to take a dump, and there is a turtle head ( end of the turd ) protruding out the sphincter.

Baby don't eat my ass I have to poop. Thats ok baby, I like French kissing the turtle.

by JohnP5757 May 31, 2009

Bubble gum kiss

There are two defenitions for a bubble gum kiss. :)

1. When you get bubble gum stuck to your lips and another person gets it off with their lips.

2. When you and another person blow bubble gum bubbles and you make the bubbles touch and they pop together.

We kissed bubble gum style. ;)

Wanna bubble gum kiss?

by Xx.Rave_Panda.xX December 6, 2009

good morning kiss

getting a blow-job first thing in the morning

since i'm up, how about a good morning kiss?

by miss_kitty_infiniti September 19, 2009

san diego kiss

Kissing someone while they are defecating in a toilet.

"You're the worst date ever! Now go kiss him while he's pooping, give him a San Diego Kiss. " -Roger; American Dad.

by Careberr19 June 27, 2014

"kiss this guy" syndrome

A disorder believed to be the cause of misheard song lyrics.

by Cimmerian Southpaw October 13, 2003

I Kissed A Girl

Everytime I hear this song, I lose braincells. MANY PRECIOUS BRAINCELLS.

*I Kissed A Girl starts playing on TV*
Kid: AHHHHHHHHH OH GOD CHANGE!
*Changes station*
Kid: ... wtf was I doing?

by lolzerssss October 16, 2008

billy goat kiss

Two Guys Rubbing Beards Like Eskimo Kiss Style.

Jeff & Edward Billy Goat Kissed At That party

by Manda1274 November 29, 2013