That’s why we wear hats

Used to express disgust, annoyance or unhappiness with the current economic state. Usually referring to inflation. Why we wear hats is supposed to suggest being defecated on by a flock of birds from above. Metaphorically speaking the economy is being likened to a flock of birds flying overhead. The punchline is there isn’t really a hat that can protect you from inflation.

John: god the inflation is terrible these days

Linda: we’ll that’s why we wear hats amiright

by UrbanDictator? July 19, 2025

ass hat

someone who has their head up their ass wearing it as a hat.

that ass hat just ate my burger

by crispcracker123 May 7, 2018

Mr.Ass Hat

Shit for brains

MY BROTHER IN LAW IS A" Mr.Ass Hat"...BECAUSE HE HAS SHIT FOR BRAINS.

by bamagirls September 22, 2014

Hat

A thing that gose n ur freaking head

put hat on head than eat raw potato

by Lady Bish July 5, 2020

Black hat trader

A bad trader that uses alot of money with bots and scripts to rob unsuspecting investors.

John: Hey did you see that fat ass Cryptosrus targetting people in the markets and stealing their money? How does he do it?

Anotnio: he must be a black hat trader using MEV scripts or something...

by Defi Domus March 19, 2023

Witches Hat

When one has to urgently take a shit, similar to a turdle poking it's head out

What's the hurry, man?
I gotta get to the bathroom, I've got a witches hat

by KChez November 14, 2017

Calvin's Hat

The only thing that stops the void of Calvin's Hair from consuming the universe.

John: I'm going to remove Calvin's Hat

by funnynumber6969696969 May 4, 2023