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your the baby I'm the daddy

When you have a MILF/cougar who you have to let know she your baby and you are the daddy
by JayBucks July 21, 2024
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I'm not leaving

Hey! Drone strike ME. Or at least try to drone strike me. See if it works.

Hym "I'm not leaving. You are acting like the weaponized schizophrenia was MY idea. That is just what I'm CALLING it, fuck-face. I was fair enough in mind at least to consider that I was wrong. But what you are doing is telling people 'He thinks people are

✌️✊️✌️✊️WeApOnIzInG sChIzOpHrEnIa✌️✊️✌️✊️ But really he's just morally wrong about everything and I KNOW they are doing it. But he just THINKS that. And that's all he does. There's nothing else beyond that but only because he said it about my religion. And he just does nothing all day.' What I do on a day to day basis is dictated entirely what resources I have.
And unlike some long haired internet faggot I'm not have unearned resources shoved in all my hole by everyone around me for absolutely no reason because I'm the exactly same internet retard as every other internet retard who can pull a crowd and instead I'm having resources extracted under the guise of that very moral delusion. And then you find out POST HOC that there are remarks about child murder now you're trying to turn it into this thing where because I was trying to prove it was happening wrong, it invalidates the fact that if any child murder occurred, it wasn't murder instructions. I'm not leaving. I'm illiciting the response that I want. It doesn't need to take the form of a question and I don't have to take no for an answer. Just fucking do the thing assholes."
by Hym Iam December 3, 2025
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I'm

I'm is short for I am
by bigblackballz November 14, 2021
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I'm good where I'm good

When you don't want to switch into new opportunities.
Did they offered you a new job ?

Yes, but I'm good where I'm good.
by cicciospam June 24, 2020
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I'm trackin

An expression of acknowledgment. I'm following along or I understand.
Similar: gotcha, yup.
A: We headed out in five.
B: Trackin.

C: Did you see the other chat? We decided to meet up at the pizza place.
D: I'm tracking.
by Internet Heresy June 26, 2021
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I'm calling Sniper Rifle

Equivalent to calling BS, but when you're playing Flappy Bird and you deem your loss unfair because it didn't seem like the bird went anywhere near the pipe, rather into the pipe's invisible hit box. So it's as if someone unfairly shot your bird down with a sniper rifle.
Almost gonna beat my high score! :D 71, 72, 73,.........FUUUUCK!!! NO WAY DUDE, I WAS NOWHERE NEAR THAT SHIT. I'M CALLING SNIPER RIFLE, FUCK THIS GAME! *tosses phone across the room*
by Your Actual Mother February 7, 2014
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