Happy Meal

Your broke af and you reaaaally want McDonalds

I need Happy Meal

by iamaunicornonthecob January 17, 2019

A happiness

Collective noun referring to three or more poodles, labs or golden retrievers.

Oh look at that! It’s a happiness of toy poodles. That has made my day!

by Th3 Condor November 13, 2021

Happy

Something that im not

I wish i could be happy. But sadly I just sit in my room all day and eat junk food.

by ImActuallySufferingInside101 December 4, 2020

Happy Duck

When your dick gets hard and it is like when you see a duck and you want to touch it in public.

Oh god I have a happy duck

by Manilikemusic November 29, 2020

happy lateday

Comes from "Happy Lateyear." When people are still telling you "Happy Birthday even though it's been a couple of days after your birthday.

"Another Happy Birthday card? My birthday was a week ago! More like a Happy Lateday card."

by arod123456 January 31, 2010

happy wagon

A term used for pedophile van

I swear to Christ, if you don't bring back my headphones, I'll take you to the man who ownes the happy wagon!

by Orphan_kicKER December 14, 2019

Happiness

The ability to be able to suck oneself off.

True Happiness.

by TheTableLeg July 19, 2022