Girl Guy Ratio

The Girl Guy Ratio is the ratio of Girls to Guys at a party. Often it is shortened to GGR

"Man the Girl Guy Ratio here is terrible, its a total sausage fest"

by degoodz January 24, 2010

Magic Fone Guy

A guy who dials a girl via his cell phone and gets so afraid to talk to her that he pretends the phone dialed her magically.

I questioned The Magic Fone Guy about his three calls and he said the phone must have dialed me itself.

by sgjailr December 28, 2007

jared the subway guy

A total dirtbag who was a child molester and acted in the movie sharknado

A famous actor and sandwich maker turned rapist is jared the subway guy

by HunterTheDude November 3, 2017

Certy guy effect

When a person with a lot of respect and notoriety (a certy guy) is around and people who are usually quiet decide to act hard and beg them to impress and gain their respect.

THE CERTY GUY EFFECT:
A regular guy: “That guy looks like Henry the eighth”
Everyone: *cricket noises*
Certy guy: “hey that guy looks like Henry the eighth”

Everyone: “HAHAHAHHAHA SOOO FUNNNY YOU LEGEND WOW HOW DID YOU NOTICE THAT HAHAHAHAHHA CAN I SUCK YOU D**K!!!”

by Mattmatt88282 October 20, 2018

4 Big Guys

Four larger people who are male or identify as "guys"
just kidding bitch
they will grab on your thighs
bust your guts like the fourth of july
if they keep fucking your butt you might just cry
poop and semen spraying on your eyes

bro i love the song "4 Big Guys"

i love 4 big guys

by someh January 16, 2023

Nobody asked guy

The guy who says "nobody asked" all the time and thinks it's either funny or making people want them more.
The nobody asked guy usually has no friends,no life and no humor

-Yo I just got splinter Cell
-Nobody asked u moron
- (in this case this person is a Nobody asked guy)

by YourLocalAlphaChad April 21, 2021

give a guy head

Sucking that dick

Are you going to give a guy head or no

by Litty0188 March 30, 2017