fake ran yoda

When a retarded snail gets mixed with one to many chromosomes and sprouts human legs

“Did you see how much Johnny was a fake ran yoda last night?”

by Magical boy November 21, 2022

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Fake Friends Day

A day where you post a picture/video of a fake friend or you just drop that person🤣🤣
December 4th!!

“Hey remember Alex? Yeah the guy who stabbed me in the back, I’m going to post him on social media for Fake Friends Day!”

by boxy2sped November 27, 2019

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Fake News

Someone who says something that doesn't match with a Trump Supporter's opinion

Person 1: This can't be the best economy ever, GDP growth for this quarter's been the weakest since the first quarter of 2017
Person 2: Wrong, you're Fake News.

by My tag is already used July 26, 2019

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Fake

Jada

That girl is so fake no that girl is so Jada

by Gkufbj March 29, 2017

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Fake

Someone that tries to offer somebody else the $5000 dollars they know damn well that they want.

Jacob tried to grab them at the heel by bribing them, hoping he could buy what he called their "birthright". Perhaps he was just doing anything he could think to do from getting eaten alive when he couldn't think of anything else. Perhaps being less fake would help him think right and act right before he tried it again.

by The Original Agahnim January 26, 2022

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