Facebook Nice

The process or action of posting of nice comments on Facebook for the sole purpose of seeming like less of an asshole to your Facebook friends. When in fact you couldn't care less.

Did you see that Jenny posted that heartfelt congratulations on the impending nuptials of Janette . Please Jenny couldn't care less if Janette was engage in fact she hates Janette she's just being Facebook nice .

by BMFESQ August 3, 2017

Facebook H.I.V.

a computer virus contracted by accepting friend requests from people you dont know.

Jeeze Jimmy! whats wrong with your computer it keeps crashing and stuff...whats it got?...Facebook H.I.V.?

by MrPickles33 May 18, 2010

Facebook Crook

When a person takes a picture from facebook or another social networking website and masurbates to it while simultaneosly watching porn.

Dude, your sister looked so hot at the party last night that I went home and Facebook Crooked her while watching porn.

by SidLouganis June 9, 2009

facebook addict

Khaled is an example of a facebook addict.

Khaled says: "I r not facebook addict"
Behroz says: "Oh yes you are"

by Behroz May 20, 2008

Facebook faker

An individual who in real life is quiet, has no confidence and no self esteem .. But when they go onto facebook they change, they become all 'fun', 'exciting'.

But really their not.

____ says what to do what to do. man, i hate having nothing to do. i get bored easily and annoy people. am i annoying you right now am i??

_____ just took the wrapper off a Creme Egg without ripping it!! Booyaaaaaaaa!

shit like that

Nigga: "yo man, why r there so many facebook faker's about?"

Reply: "fuck noes, lets kill them all"

Nigga: "aite, lets do it"

by LoWriDeRq24354354 February 17, 2010

Facebook Fired

Fired from your job due to spending too much of the company's time on Facebook instead of actual work.

I thought Mary was always busy in her cubicle, but then I learned she was Facebook Fired.

by LearningTheRopes October 4, 2009

facebook intervention

When a friend and/or family member does not have a facebook and his or his friends and family make them have a facebook by forcibly creating one against their will.

Friend 1: Lily doesn't have a facebook yet.
Friend 2: We should make a facebook intervention!
Later in the day:
Lily: Hey guys!
Friends: We r making u a facebook!
Lily: O.o

by randomlala November 8, 2010