Facebook Inquisition

1. A one-man or group attack on a person via facebook due to a distasteful comment or suspicion of undermining commonly-held beliefs or status quo.

2. A facebook user who deletes, blocks, or unfollows many friends randomly.

3. The suscipion of a man about a person or group of people whom he believes are conspiring against him or disagree with him.

First Example: Man, we totally called out that chick who dissed you last night on facebook. It was like a facebook inquisition.

Second Example: Dude, Scott's been deleting people on facebook who he doesn't like. He's on a facebook inquistion.

Third Example: My boyfriend thinks I'm cheating on him. He is questioning all my friends on facebook like some kind of Facebook Inquisition.

by cardinalrichelieu February 17, 2013

Facebook H.I.V.

a computer virus contracted by accepting friend requests from people you dont know.

Jeeze Jimmy! whats wrong with your computer it keeps crashing and stuff...whats it got?...Facebook H.I.V.?

by MrPickles33 May 18, 2010

Facebook Crook

When a person takes a picture from facebook or another social networking website and masurbates to it while simultaneosly watching porn.

Dude, your sister looked so hot at the party last night that I went home and Facebook Crooked her while watching porn.

by SidLouganis June 9, 2009

facebook addict

Khaled is an example of a facebook addict.

Khaled says: "I r not facebook addict"
Behroz says: "Oh yes you are"

by Behroz May 20, 2008

Facebook faker

An individual who in real life is quiet, has no confidence and no self esteem .. But when they go onto facebook they change, they become all 'fun', 'exciting'.

But really their not.

____ says what to do what to do. man, i hate having nothing to do. i get bored easily and annoy people. am i annoying you right now am i??

_____ just took the wrapper off a Creme Egg without ripping it!! Booyaaaaaaaa!

shit like that

Nigga: "yo man, why r there so many facebook faker's about?"

Reply: "fuck noes, lets kill them all"

Nigga: "aite, lets do it"

by LoWriDeRq24354354 February 17, 2010

Facebook Fired

Fired from your job due to spending too much of the company's time on Facebook instead of actual work.

I thought Mary was always busy in her cubicle, but then I learned she was Facebook Fired.

by LearningTheRopes October 4, 2009

facebook foe

a facebook friend who is also in your circle of actual friends, but who never checks his facebook.

"Hey is Johnny coming tonight"
"I doubt it. I put a post on his wall a couple of days ago but he never checks it. His my biggest facebook foe."

by jaymundo July 31, 2009