cream tool

The act of being stupid, retarded, and/or extremely delayed.

"Boy, that Jim sure is a cream tool!"

by TessAmanda November 2, 2007

Milky Ice Cream

1. The poor man's Neapolitan ice cream
2. Ice cream mixed by a desperate man yearning for something different

im just gonna have to mix my own ice cream, its gonna taste weird cuz its gonna be mint chocolate chip, coffe and rocky raod, you know, some milky ice cream

by Metalpail April 14, 2008

Chocolate Chip Ice Cream

The towering mountain of cold yummy goodness that makes you feel better after a crappy day!

Being upset over your stupid boyfriend/girlfriend and wanting to drown your sorrows over chocolate chip ice cream.

by Heidi Cruz August 11, 2008

bowl of cream

The biggest epic fail there is - you can't do anything with a whole bowl of it.
Often used in the same context as fail.

"this chicken is competely burnt."
"bowl of cream!"

by thomouse August 14, 2008

Cream it

The process of slowly sucking a bong in order to produce the maximum amount of smoke. Often said as the bong is passed from one person to anoth

Cream it babe

by ohaebro June 3, 2013

shrimp cream

Jizz

Dude my girl had some gourmet shrimp cream last night.

by Skruse January 15, 2014

Kowski Cream

Fluid produced by the female body when aroused, especially when aroused by an angelic young Polish boy which has been whipped into a flavoursome sweet cream.

"Oh, looking at photos of a young Ludwig Gumplowicz makes me so wet with Kowski Cream."

by CatchRRG January 31, 2014