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Cool Hand Luke

When a person furiously masturbates after having their hands in ice water for exactly 22 seconds.
Bro you down to Cool Hand Luke before the party?

I went a little overboard with the Cool Hand Luke and now my dick is numb.
by Porknbeans201 December 10, 2016
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Cool Tony

A taboo arrangement between two or more men, designed with the intention to provide cooling relief during sweltering weather.

The procedure involves one person providing another with a chilled 5 litre (or higher volume) goon bag of standard "classic" white wine.

The recipient discards the outer cardboard box and proceeds to hold the chilled bladder to their testicles, gooch and vas deferens area for approx 8 to 10 minutes, in an attempt to cool their pipework.
Once sufficiently cooled the recipient commences to shower what is expected to be a cold stream of urine over the other party, rapidly reducing their core body temperature.
It must be noted that no monetary payment is required for a Cool Tony as it is intended and understood that the goon bag of chilled "classic" white is in itself payment for the deed.
It's too damn hot and I'm burning up. Where can a guy get a Cool Tony around here?
by Broke Aristocrat January 3, 2025
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Pretty cool, huh

The sentence used by people who want to describe something as cool in a 3 word phrase.
Friend one: you like my phone? Pretty cool, huh

Friend two: indeed
by AtomicDragon05 July 23, 2021
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Cool on y’all hoes

meaning you don’t want anything to do with these hoes
“man i’m cool on y’all hoes
by i’m Cool on y’all hoes November 27, 2022
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Cool Bananas

This phrase belongs to the OG - A.Mulder

This phrase generally is another way of saying ok or cool but it’s also to keep a convocation dryer than Cape Town interesting
Friend: is it ok if I bring a friend to the dinner?

A.Mulder: Cool Bananas 🍌

Or

A.Mulder: tell me the time of the game so I can watch

Friend: I will

A.Mulder: cool bananas 🍌
by A.Mulder May 12, 2018
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Cool

They know they're cool, but won't accept it. They're short.
"Shakira is the coolest!".
by NamingANameToNameTheName. January 18, 2020
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Cool-Later

1. A way of sarcastically saying goodbye.

2. A response for when someone says something unbelievable. (More accent is used on "cool")

3. A way of saying you're going to ignore someone.

The louder you say it the better.
Person A:"Hey I'll see you tomorrow."
Person B:"Whatever, cool-later."

Person A:"Jason had sex with five chicks last night!"
Person B:"Coooool-later..."

"Pssh, I gave that biatch the old Cool Later."
by Solidus55 June 3, 2009
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