Dominican College of Tarlac

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The single worst place in the universe.

Where human rights are banished upon stepping into a room. You cannot sip water, eat, go to the toilet or have a fair trial. The place where we are beaten up, bullied, stolen from, forced to write until you have aches in our arms, where you cannot speak without fear of horrible punishment. Where if seven hours of solid work is not enough to impress a teacher, you are given two hours of homework.

AND, if the homework is incomplete, you are forced into detention for three hours, tearing up paper.

School is the only place that can get away with such universal cruelty. Oh, and apparently, education is too good to miss. BULLSHIT.
A friend Oh you study on Dominican College of Tarlac
Me : you mean hell?
by Oldfagbayani February 22, 2018
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Kingston Maurward college

A college just outside Dorchester where farmers gather to talk about em cows n sheep. There is a small group of students in the health and fitness course who care about nothing especially health and fitness, they hang out at the back entrance of the college doing drugs and smoking because they are “cool”. All of the fuckboys are in that course so girls stay clear, any male doing animal welfare is most likely into other men and the girls either sleep around or lick their professors arses (ass well as the animals) all equine girls *bitchy slags* and then the rest of the college is handycap :))
Person 1: where do you go to college then
Person 2 ( in a dorset farmer accent): Kingston Maurward college
Person 1: agriculture?
Person 2: wanna see my tractor?
Person 1: is that code language for slag from equine if so sure....
by Kingston maurward college December 12, 2019
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Hill College Survivor

Yes, when someone puts "Hill College Survivor" in their Instagram bio-especially if they played baseball-it usually means they:
• Played for Hill College in Hillsboro, Texas, which is a JUCO (junior college) with a reputation for intense baseball training.
• Survived the notorious program which is known for pushing its players hard, with tons of running, conditioning, and discipline.
• It is as a badge of honor
If you play and graduate from hill college, you become a hill college survivor.
by JucoBandit May 13, 2025
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College Circumcision

When you super glue your homies foreskin to his sheets. He then gets morning glue…and…bam. College Circumcision.
Dylan stole my weed so I gave him a College Circumcision
by jacobmetz January 18, 2022
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Rolleston College

This College knows everything about you, from your date of birth, to your credit card information and social security number. They know your IP address. They will keep you at Rolleston College until you're a depressed vegan activist. While Nick Wilde is the Principal of Rolleston College.
"I'd like to name my New Born Child, Rolleston College!"
by DB409 May 09, 2022
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York Technical College

Also referred to as: York Tech, or simply 'tech'
A college that is only...technically a college. Located in South Carolina, this is where you end up when you just can't afford anything else. Known for its alleged multiple opportunities, it offers a multitude of classes in a variety of fields.

This is not a college for the undecided. Because if you can't decide, you will be promptly plopped into a plethora of classes that resemble high school...in...every...way. This includes but is not limited to, raising your hand to use the bathroom, not texting in class, the infamous assigned seating, and of course, two hours worth of required homework. Again, I say, only 'technically' a college.

Also students from york tech tend to be regarded by other 4 year students as underachievers and are never assumed to just be anything except, 'not good enough for real college.'
You: So what are you up to?

Old high school acquaintance: Oh I'm getting my bachelors/masters in (insert totally rockin major) at (insert 4 year college with attached grad school here) and what are you doing?

You: Oh, I'm uh...doing basic courses at umm...york technical college.

Old high school acquaintance: oh couldn't get into anywhere else?

You: No, no, it's just cheaper and you know, alot closer to home.

Old high school acquaintance: riiight...

You: Well I gotta go write a paper.

Old high school acquaintance:oh yeah, my first paper was like 38 pages. What's the minimum?

You: <.< >.> ... ... three pages... V.V
by Technically a Ninja January 02, 2012
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American college football term for a small, barely heard of college who is matched up against one of the top teams in FBS and has an exactly 0% chance of beating them.

Also can be used as a derogative term for any random college nobody knows.

Shortened form of the college is “SEASTCB&D” (Pronounced: “CEASED-kuh-band”) if you’re too lazy to say 17 syllables.
Mike: “We’ll need Alabama to lose a game soon if we’re gonna have any shot at winning the division. Who are they playing against this weekend?”

Jeff: *google search* … “Something called Southeastern Alaska State Technical College of the Blind and Deaf”.

Mike: “What’s the point spread? 222.5?”

Jeff: “Maybe if Bama puts in the waterboys, but I guess I’ll be rooting for the… *checks phone*… Abominable Snowmen… out of mere desperation.”

Mike: “Looks like we’re on the SEASTCB&D-wagon this Saturday at noon!”

Jeff: “This will totally be worth three hours of my weekend!”
by K. C. Austin August 13, 2022
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