A Charlie Chaplin is when you are having sex with a girl (or guy) and poop on his/her chest, then you smear a little bit of the poop on their upper lip, giving them a Charlie Chaplin mustache. They then proceed to swallow the poop, and then throw the poop back up into your mouth. You then use the regurgitated shit as lube for the rest of the intercourse.

"Bro, Jenkins gave that horse faced bitch Sherri a mad Charlie Chaplin last night!"

"I heard that Montgomery and Tex are very fond of the Charlie Chaplin in their sex life"

Charlie Chaplin by Justin Burchette May 1, 2008

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Uncle Charlie

A variation of a charliehorse that is aim at either the tip of the urethra or the ending portion of the rectum resulting in an awkward feeling that you have been violated by way of a creepy uncle...

Named Charlie.

"dude why are you walking so funny"
"i have a butt ache"
"wtf? -- why!?!"
"because that douchenozzle kyle gave me an uncle charlie to the rectum it sucked"

Uncle Charlie by Lukanian-7 / RedAlert9098 March 29, 2009

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charlie harper

charlie harper

also called charlie sheen

Is a perverted drug addicted low life queen that lives in his brother's house, he is also listed by CA Sheriff Dept as a sexual offender concerning pedophilia. He also likes to fuck with his old mother that pays his brother so Harper may stay in his brother's house, his queen-like sexual addiction is based on his loss of masculinity due to his sexual affairs with his mother while he was young.

On 19th of April 2010 Charlie Harper was sentenced to 14 years of prison because he raped japanese schoolgirls under his synonyme Charlie Waffles.

So either judge will release him on probation otherwise 2 and a half men will not continue

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charlie harper by lksujfosf May 13, 2010

charlie sheened

v. To get over something with the blink of an eye.

"So you don't care anymore?".

Exactly, I charlie sheened it

charlie sheened by velvett March 30, 2011

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