condolence boner

The condolence boner is a very common phenomenon among the male gender, which occurs when another party has received unfortual news and there is no way to comfort him/her, but with an erection.

Sandra: Oh my god, I just got fired!
Will: I'm so sorry
Sandra: Wow, what is that?
Will: Condolence boner honey, hop on.

by Blue- White Colonel December 13, 2015

Jam boner

When high on opiates and are "jammed", and you can't control your erection.

Even with the nausea my jam boner won't go away.

by Fillcolons October 04, 2018

Mouth boner

That tingly feeling you get in your mouth when you think of a certain food or start eating something you've been thinking about eating.

Person 1: Why did my mouth feel weird when I took a bite of that Thin Mint?
Person 2: Dude that's a mouth boner

by sweaty-weeb February 09, 2015

boner turd

a small potato shaped person often mistaken for an elephant turd, also known as milk-dud

It was noted that he did bare the resemblance of a boner turd. He was unaware of the label affixed to his hat naming him such.

by dirtharrison March 07, 2014

Mega Boner

When you get your blood taken and simultaneously beat your dick so the remaining blood in your body rushes to your penis, giving you a mega boner.

Just got a mega boner from the children’s hospital.

by BootyTaken42069 February 06, 2020

Boner-bod

When a guy/girl has such low body fat that there's veins all over their body, resulting in their limbs resembling a full on boner

Guy 1: "Bro did you see that guy? He was shredded cunt!"

Guy 2: "Yeah brah, he looked like he had a boner for arms!"

Boner-bod

by thewildeone August 12, 2016

Mind Boner

To have a great idea.

I just got a mind boner; what if socks were self drying and cleaning!

by TooHardtoHandle January 13, 2015