by Professor Woland November 27, 2019
Get the assholemug. by 1two345six789 January 13, 2019
Get the Assholemug. Place where shite comes from. Usually used in context where waiting at a red light in traffic and as soon as the light changes, before having time to lift foot off clutch, driver behind beeps horn to move ahead.
Or on a hot day, keeps talking about the heat.
Or on a hot day, keeps talking about the heat.
Brick labour: *throwing up 1000 bricks 2 story lift. 500 to go. Listing and whistling to the tune “what do we want? Mud and bricks, when do we want’em? ..now!
Doll bludger: * walking past watching..
brick labour: gets down to last 20 bricks, misses one and smashes a window (yr 2001)..
Doll bludger: * shakes head
Brick labour: *notices doll bludger…
Brick labour: walks up * sweat pissing from every orifice, Pivots right 4 week hardened shoulder, (slave driver boss/ money hungry hoe) and breaks doll bludger in half.
Boss: young fella sure fucked that ass!!!
Buttheads: yea, and the doll bludger was twice his size! doll fks, “u might wana cross the street nxt time asshole.
Doll bludger: * walking past watching..
brick labour: gets down to last 20 bricks, misses one and smashes a window (yr 2001)..
Doll bludger: * shakes head
Brick labour: *notices doll bludger…
Brick labour: walks up * sweat pissing from every orifice, Pivots right 4 week hardened shoulder, (slave driver boss/ money hungry hoe) and breaks doll bludger in half.
Boss: young fella sure fucked that ass!!!
Buttheads: yea, and the doll bludger was twice his size! doll fks, “u might wana cross the street nxt time asshole.
by -dipshit May 3, 2022
Get the Assholemug. Mrs.K is a real asshole, but she will give me a A+ if I blow her.
Mrs. F is a Slutty Asshole who will trade a A+ for me to cum in her and let her suck my dick.
Mrs. F is a Slutty Asshole who will trade a A+ for me to cum in her and let her suck my dick.
by The Real Not so Slim Shady April 19, 2017
Get the assholemug. Any boyfriend, good or bad. Gets at the irrational hatred of guts men naturally feel towards any man who is the boyfriend of any woman. Still just means boyfriend though, and can be used endearingly or in good fun, but always will have, at least sarcastic, subtext of 'I'm quietly wishing for your downfall.'
Evelyn's new asshole's name is Anthony. They're really sweet together. He's a great boyfriend.
We get it! Your asshole loves you! Is there anything else we can talk about?
I hate her asshole. He's a different person when she's not around.
I wonder where Ella's always running off with her asshole to when we go camping.
We get it! Your asshole loves you! Is there anything else we can talk about?
I hate her asshole. He's a different person when she's not around.
I wonder where Ella's always running off with her asshole to when we go camping.
by anonymous June 7, 2025
Get the Assholemug. 
The act of an individual being an asshole- but it's difficult to prove or to provide proof. He said she said situations usually constitute one as a mythical asshole. Typically this phrasing is acknowledge with x-husbands, shitty boyfriends & narcissistic bosses.
I couldn't get through to Troy during our conversation- I don't know why, but he was being a complete mythical asshole.
by Nerdymama September 12, 2015
Get the Mythical assholemug.