Jacob

A tall, slim, mALE with an annoying as hell voice who walks around looking like freaking slenderman. He's shit at fortnite and always comes 56th. However, he usually uses other peoples victory screenshots and puts them on snapchat to act as if he's amazing at fortnite. In reality, he's not. Jacob is just an annoying thot who prefers to play on minecraft servers and roleplay with his 8 year old pixel friends
Jacob: neeydyshegfrgweuqdsyf

Random kiddo: shut up, you're actually so annoying
by Sir Cunty McCuntface June 6, 2018
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Jacob sweat

You see him you run
by Garry the gorilla October 22, 2019
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Jacob

A fun loving guy with a remarkable sense of humour! He has fit as hair and he always blows you away with his amazing smile . I love him with all my heart and he will never break my heart . If a Jacob breaks your heart then you are an awful person because a Jacob is a flattering gorgeous guy with eyes that you could get lost in . He is always in your dreams and he wouldn’t ever hurt you because he would hurt himself as well . A Jacob is the love of your life .
Jacob , your myn
Yeah ik
by Ruby wren December 15, 2017
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Jacob

Big choppa that will rip your girl to bits ps Jacob’s are big tokers wo wo
Jacob big dick
by SpookyfDa5th November 26, 2021
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Jacob

A gay white boy who is a cubs fan and does spoon jitsu
Guy:hey u wanna do something later??
Girl:fuck no ur a jacob
by itsthebear August 10, 2017
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Karl jacobs

Karl jacobs is a member from the Mr beast crew. He is one of the most hottest people in the world he also has a best friend sapnap
friend- "yo who is Karl jacobs I always hear about him"
Me-"you don't know who he is he is a sexy mf"
by Anomyoussosvxvv October 7, 2021
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Jacob

The happiest guy on Earth...
Me: "Hello Jacob, you seem happy today*

*Jacob in a disgruntled voice*: "I'm always happy!"

(Jacob uses a disgruntled face and voice to fool people into thinking he's not happy when he actually is...)
by Jack Spank9049 July 15, 2024
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