T9'd

T9 is a predictive text function on many cell phones. it tries to anticipate the word you want to use based on a few letters you start typing, but often chooses an incorrect word. For example, "I'm at the bar" can turn into "I'm at the bbq" or "I'm at the car." Getting T9'd is what happens when the program works against you by choosing the wrong word, and you don't notice until it's too late.

What does this text you sent me mean? Your arm is coming into town?

No, my BRO is coming into town.

Ah, ok. I figured your message got T9'd.

by lwill November 15, 2010

YGTFUYL, D

You are going to FUCK up your life, dude.

If you don't leave that girl, YGTFUYL, D.

by hits_a April 16, 2008

320'd

meaning comes from the wanna-be-'tactical crowd', the group always ready for armageddon or the rise of the zombie nation, ties into having every possible gadget that can be bought for said conflicts. refers in this case to the latest, greatest flashlite that produces 320 lumens and can blind one immediatelty. typical person in possession uses the flashlite to blind office mates and actually only uses the flashlite to clean the soccer balls out of his car when his wife sends him out to the garage as she is tired of the constant ratchet-jaw-bullshit that flows from his mouth.

dude #1==shit, turn that off, i can't see anything now, yo- stebo, stop that shit, you got a job to do, ya, i got 320'd, happy now?

dude # 2==you right, 320'd, AGAIN.....i am so ready for anything, look at how bright this shit is.

dude # 1==the only thing you are ready for is to heat your lunch up with that lite, whats it use, 6 batteries a day?

Dude # 2== ya,just about , its fun though. it only cost $223 and it came with a hatchet

by talldarkandhandsomer September 12, 2013

Claritin D

Claritin: D. - Its when a girl switches up ,acting funny style and the day before she was all over you.

JB : Whats up with you Tracie ?

Tracie : Nothing I got allergies.....

JB: Na you on that Claritin D.....

by JBurner420 November 1, 2018

ratty d

Scrawny punk (often with mohican) who comes from a well adjusted middle class family.

e.g. Denton is such ratty D, he is so ratty D. i would call him on 01865 793310, and tell him so.

by Koba June 20, 2006

D-Guy

A man that follows the current stereotypical, modern day gangster character suit by accessorizing himself with a car that costs more than an average home. The car is normally raised to an obnoxious height similar to a 4X4 truck.

That car is huge, must be a D-Guy

by Jscanman October 21, 2010

Smokin' D

It's short for "Smoking Dick" and it's a term used for when a chick sucks dick so good that it's as if she's high off of the taste of dick and it's man-juice.

Guy 1: Yo, dis bitch was suckin' my dick so good, I cummed 3 times in less than 30 minutes!

Guy 2: That bitch must've been Smokin' D extra heavy, Goddayum!!!

by Mr. Ice Cream Man December 20, 2015