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clown car of clusterfuck

1. A shit-show; chaos at the top of a sinking corporate or entertainment hierarchy.
2. A revolving door of incompetent bosses.

Coined and used by wrestling promoter Eric Bischoff.
"It was a clown car of clusterfuck at the top so I didn't need to know nor did I care."

With who they were bringing in, I knew it was gonna be a clown car of clusterfuck at my job.
by I mean, yeah March 1, 2020
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giggly goon clown

a mysterious creature who sneaks into the rooms of unsuspecting gamers and tapes pornographic posters all over their walls and sets every computer’s screensaver to hentai.
oh man, I can’t believe I got visited by the giggly goon clown
by cockbounce November 12, 2023
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Killer Clown

A clown associated to the horror genre. Fictional clowns that are created to scare and entertain. These clowns are not actually killers , they portray a horror character.
Can’t wait to see the killer clowns at the haunted house. They are my favorite characters.
by Dare2Sleep September 7, 2022
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Clown

One who wears a wig and big red nose. Beings said to have the gift of eternal joy, the ability to fit an endless amount of objects/entities into one or more vehicles, the ability to generate infinite water from thin air with a flower, the ability to make balloon versions of any object, and immortality. All clowns are known to gather in a large cult meeting they call a "Circus." Inside of a clown car is a pocket dimension able to fit anything. Bad clowns, such as Ronald McDonald, are banished to the far ends of this pocket dimension.
John: Honey! Wanna hear a joke?

Samantha: Please, John. It's been 12 years. You are not a Clown.

John: Aww, here, let me get you a handkerchief for your tears.

John then pulls an endless chain of handkerchiefs out of his pocket.
by Joeseph Mamushka June 13, 2021
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This is the type of talking that occurs in organisations, typically, between Marketing and Finance departments.

Whatever is said is generally not logical or contains substance. The main purpose is for humour.
Let's stop the tomfoolery and clown to clown communication we need the financial overview for our marketing pitch by the end of today
by killymilly31 March 10, 2023
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Clown

Creepy fuckers that are funny when in a circus
Julia: I saw a clown yesterday
Loui: Oh god, what did he do??
Julia: -in a circus.
Loui: Oh, alright then
by TranSol January 8, 2024
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Clown

(kloun) noun

1. Blinks
2. Blackpink’s fans
We believe Jisoo will get many screentimes in Arthdal Chronicles but she appeared for 11 secs then she died. We are clowns.
by clownshoesareon June 22, 2019
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