Nope. That's how you can tell you don't believe it in an ontological sense. The preconditions for hell are that you deserve to be there and that it's forever.
Hym "If life can be a facsimile of hell then it would have to mean that even if the worst thing imaginable is happening to you, you're getting what you deserve. On a different note, a homeless guy asked me for money today. He told me that he was living in a part and that all he had was a bike. I gave him the only dollar I had on me and told him that I was about to get evicted unless I paid $500 by the end of the day. His response was "Yeah, Me too. I just got evicted today because I couldn't pay $400." And it's like, what the hell man. You don't have to lie."
by Hym Iam July 22, 2022
Get the Hellmug. 
by Dam0ntee May 30, 2022
Get the lyin like hellmug. Any of the various times you might try to do something, but something has to become tangled into a perfect knot or unplugged and coiled around something else as you do so.
Steve: "Hey man what too you so long? I already brought all the bags in from the car."
Bryan: "Sorry, I got stuck in wire hell, couldn't get off the couch without my earbuds getting wrapped around my leg and my laptop charger getting stuck in the couch when I tried getting up."
Bryan: "Sorry, I got stuck in wire hell, couldn't get off the couch without my earbuds getting wrapped around my leg and my laptop charger getting stuck in the couch when I tried getting up."
by Craig Chompson June 9, 2019
Get the wire hellmug. by Overloadford January 14, 2018
Get the flapped the hell outmug. When you are so whiny when it comes to handling being criticized that you think that the person criticizing you is harrassing you and you threaten to take action even though it is an empty threat.
Oh boy, there she goes Muppet-Helling.
by MM132 June 21, 2023
Get the Muppet-Helling.mug.