by kagatax December 14, 2023
The factual definition of a spread is not a fuckin bag of ramen with a bag of chips are you fucking kidding me.
¹bag of chicharrones "pork rinds or Porky's"
¹meat pouch or summer sausage "if you never been to prison get a chilorio meat pouch if your doin burritos"
¹bag or rice
¹olive can or whatever
¹ chili lime ramen not cup of noodle
mayo
Squeeze cheese
And oh yea beans duh
Then chips or corn nuts or crackers
Onions and tomatoes and seasoning at own preference
Oh yea cook it in a bad or your a bitch
¹bag of chicharrones "pork rinds or Porky's"
¹meat pouch or summer sausage "if you never been to prison get a chilorio meat pouch if your doin burritos"
¹bag or rice
¹olive can or whatever
¹ chili lime ramen not cup of noodle
mayo
Squeeze cheese
And oh yea beans duh
Then chips or corn nuts or crackers
Onions and tomatoes and seasoning at own preference
Oh yea cook it in a bad or your a bitch
Real programmer spread after they get high like we're really in jail and because it's better than any restraunt unless me and my crew are working at chilis or lumberjacks or in the house bitch home and away
by LilMessyMOBB Aka Roo May 07, 2021
Guy: dude soon it's real crazy frog hours
Other guy: what are you listening to?
Guy: “vamos a la playa”
Other guy: what are you listening to?
Guy: “vamos a la playa”
by Fat 90-s kid February 20, 2018
A term used in Colusa California to describe someone who was touched by his step dad and misses the intimacy deeply. Hell always be a child at heart therefore he lashes out on others via text message, this hiding his true identity with empty threats and tough talk in order to make himself feel like a man. Which he will never be unless he is on his knees before his step dad. This is a real steppa
Don't even respond to that text bro, it's That dude Chester step kid, looking for acceptance. He ain't shit, that dudes a real steppa. A coward.
by Midasthepimp May 27, 2023
by L.luci.i6 March 08, 2024
A guy you'd think is so normal, but on the inside he's fighting demons fr. If it weren't for his capability with men he'd just be your average cyclepath. Any masc at the gay bar would be HONORED to be dicked down by an Elliot.
That guy's a real Elliot (Real). You know what the say, the more normal they look, the fatter the cock
by cigaretteeater69 November 21, 2021
The real stuff of Hanover Park. Not the fake stuff in that Fake HP part. Real things and pokemon that have gluten and kick non gmo out to the curb. Complete opposite of that fake HP.
by AboveTheFake April 21, 2018