ass doilies

Plain and simple: those flushable paper toilet seat covers!

Hey Marge! Can you get an old T-shirt out of the van please? They're out of ass doilies in here!

by Telephony July 22, 2019

Ass Protector

When someone is always standing behind a girl with a nice ass. It could be a friend, boyfriend, parent, teacher, exc.

Krista has a nice ass but Justin has become her ass protector.

by pfi September 10, 2016

ass mantle

A person with a large posterior resembling a shelf or mantle.

She has an ass mantle from weight gain

by BeavisBungholio September 18, 2018

ass partners

Novel

Ass Partners: A partner for ass stuff. e.g. Novel is an ass partner.

by DefiningAssRelatedWords June 1, 2016

Balloon Ass

A creative way to say bubble butt, Usually used by Looners or people who have a very different vocabulary

person 1: damn! emily has such a round big ass!
person 2: now thats what i call a balloon ass!
person 1: yeah! indeed!

by Bloxlol August 21, 2023

ass hotdogs

the equivalent to assburgers. This case being that instead of hamburgers lodged in your rectum it is hotdogs, much easier to remove

Oh no! I have ass hotdogs!
Lets get the tongs....

by Pasplace February 8, 2014

Ass Conversation

A sexual act where two people point there anuses towards each other, and one person poops in the other person's anushole. The receiving end then sucks in the poop using the reverse fart technique. Then the person who recieved then becomes the sender, and the sender becomes the reciever. This continues until one person's anus muscles become tired and cannot continue vacuuming.

Those girls' butts were hurting today, they must have had an ass conversation.

by Urbandefinitions123454331 April 1, 2015