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Spontaneous Retard Disorder

Spontaneous Retard Disorder or SRD affects 1 in 3 people, most being white woman. When faced in situations where they are in the wrong ,SRD symptoms have a 95% percent chance arising. The symptoms are equivalent to a 3 year old baby having tantrum. The symptoms include Intense swearing, physical violence , emotional turmoil and in some severe cases psychosis. There is no known cure to SRD. Therapy is the only known way to lessen the effects. If you know someone with SRD try to communicate in a way which doesn't arise affects and helps them calm down. It currently affects roughly 125 million people.
Jessica started screaming and crying. When I went to try and calm her down she started attacking me for no reason calling all sorts of foul things. I didn't realize she had Spontaneous Retard Disorder and since forgiven her.
by Kakwkwk April 22, 2022
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Prerelease retard

One who releases prematurely
The prerelease retard, missed their shot due to early release.
by raejd June 19, 2018
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retards

the phrase retard actually means mentally unstable, it is also very offensive to some people. it is reffered to as the r slur to say it safely. Make sure youre kind to others and dont call people this very offensive word
wei yang you retards piece of poopoo
by notxiaowei March 3, 2022
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Retard syndrome

Someone’s who named sukhneet or goes by Suki

Thinks that she’s normal when actually people thinks she’s retarded and weird. Thinks to much no one likes a over analyzer or someone who just gives headaches
No one wants to sit with Suki cuz she has retard syndrome
by I love pizza February 17, 2025
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hand-me-down retarded

Not to be confused with someone with mental or physical handicaps that they have no control over, The person or persons who are eligible for this elite title have achieved such a high level of being a retard/idiot/all-a-round horrible human being-ism that can only be achieved through a long generational line of retards for parents/grandparents/etc...the kind of family tree that started when two people have been in a loving relationship since they got together in "home-school"
I cant stand that guy, he's a bigger idiot than his old man...that whole family is hand-me-down retarded!!
by Dr. Barry N. McKockner iii January 23, 2025
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Retarded retard

very stupid and says random words off of urban dictionary too much too much
Bodi: "Riley West you're such a retarded retard! I hate you."
by emmatheawesomecat February 9, 2025
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Retard Dance

When you are trying to put your untied shoes on without using your hands and you tap your feet around on the floor and crush the heel of the shoe while trying to force your foot in. A comical sight.
shoes squeaking on floor and loud taps
Oh its just Andrew doing the retard dance
by toetapper August 14, 2021
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