Kpi Retard

Someone who will deliberately put themselves and others in harms way so they can get as many totes as possible, so the company will give them a kiss on the cheek and a blowjob

Fucking hell this kid is such a kpi retard

by I hate kpi retards November 19, 2020

Retarded Fionn

A self proclaimed man who has a particular lust for unusual women. These women rang from being fat to transgender, or even black on occasions. A retard fionn is often known for his ability to write off a car in impossible circumstances

That man crashed his car with his transgender girlfriend. He’s such a retarded fionn.

by ShiftingGearsAndStompingQueers April 29, 2024

retardation

retardation is defined as one with the IQ, similar to that of a Tiffany Brie Brew

person 1: YO Dude, Look At That Moron Over There, They're The Definition Of Retardation

person 2: I Know Dude. Her Name's Tiffany Brie Brew

by QualityMemes December 5, 2020

retard silence

When you are sat in a call with friends laughing about something and every thing suddenly goes silent

Retard 1 : "why did everyone stop talking?"
Retard 2 : "we are in retard silence"

by anonymous February 23, 2021

Retardism

People that show signs of retard, but not every time. Flashes of a retard. It’s ism. Not completely, but sometimes.

You suffer from retardism. Symptoms: foggy brain, social discard, jumping out of a perfectly good airplane, sticking bare wires on your tongue, crossing the cross walk on a “don’t walk” sign. DONT WALK!!!!!

by Book of Randy July 26, 2024

retarded

Zg

zg is retarded

by d3yyluvvmee December 13, 2022

Retard

A fully grown adult who has completed grade school, but still believes the Earth is flat.

Do you really believe the the Earth is flat?
Yes, I guess you could call me a retard.

by Jashill August 17, 2018