jacob senatus

super big giant pp and a 12 pack that hard enough to break stone
girls love jacob senatus
by the true fax man May 15, 2020
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jacob zinchini

Long blonde hair with bad acne thinks he has shoe game and thinks he's funny and cool.
Did you see Jacob zinchini shoes ?

Yea there fucking ugly!
by Anthony8741 January 28, 2014
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Jacobitis

Becoming a little bitch, gaining increased levels of sadness, whining and bitching till getting what is wanted.
Holy fuck, calm your jacobitis and just fucking grow a pair.
by lildickjacoob March 14, 2018
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jacobitis

To skip work or school due to a fake illness or an illness that doesn't hinder you in anyway, like a cough
Guy1: Yo, where's Jo today?
Guy2: Tonsilitis for the third time, jacobitis again.
Guy1: Ffs
by AlbertJewstein January 05, 2018
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Jacob Monday

A dude with one leg who will typically attempt to roast you but gets butthurt when you roast him back. Typically makes excuses as to why he can’t work and has to be lazy.
Jacob Monday : You’re a loser with no money

Johnny Tuesday : You literally live off of the government.

Jacob : *cries and rage quits whatever he’s doing*
by The Anon Exposer August 10, 2021
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Jacob Garrity

Lancky muppet with 8 finger at his left knee.
Chav 1: your such a Jacob Garrity
Chav 2: nah lad im leng
by Big_Boi_Karol May 09, 2021
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Jacob Jackson

He is short and kind of smelly but is a nice person and has good vocals. He is incredibly good at singing and can beat ANYONE at uno.

He's good at cross country (not really)

He is the best at sugar dusting, and will challenge anyone
by gobbygrape September 01, 2020
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