fuck me sideways and call me daddy

When someone is having a really shitty day, they use this expression.

Person 1: Fuck me sideways and call me daddy!

Person 2: Excuse me. Say that again, this time, imma grab my nutsack so hard that my eyes pop out of my head.

Person 1: Fuck me sideways and call me daddy!

by Dayday2001 January 7, 2019

Shoot me in the head and call me David

A phrase used to express frustration

Guy: will you go out with me?
Girl:No
Guy:Shoot me in the head and call me David

by Clorox_Bleach May 28, 2016

Fuck me

If your looking this up then your sick so just stop

Fuck me is very sexual and gross

by I need a life 😂 July 11, 2018

knock me down and fuck me heels

Self explanatory, a unnaturally high heel designed for optimal leg angulation. Typically a stiletto.

"Damn, she can hardly walk. but doesn't she look hot in those knock me down and fuck me heels."

by Camilla W. Bush April 14, 2007

Where's me

What someone says when they are extremely disorientated or in extreme panic.

Person 1: I had a bad nightmare last night.
Person 2: Yea I did too, I woke up saying Where's me!
Person 1: Yea I didn't know where me was either.

by Mintok The Destroyer November 23, 2009

mowin me

The term used when someone keeps cutting you off, and doesn't seem to get the point until you say something.

Person 1:Hey ludacris did you kno-
Mowin Person:Heyy ludacris!! Did you see the movie yesterday?
Ludacris: Uhhh....
Person 1:I was talking fi-
Mowin Person:So did you huhh?
Person 1: Nigga stop mowin me shit!

by ashyniqg July 19, 2010

me-mop

The group of many people, mostly asian who are extremely obsessed with hello kitty, harajuku lovers, and colorful, tight clothes. Usually they have black long hair with bangs.

Candi and Alicia me-mop

by delamy October 18, 2008