cookie monster

A monster that lives in every kids closet and force feeds them cookies for 2 hours

my son got fat by the cookie monster

by SASUMACH STRAT May 27, 2016

Monster Bangerz

1.) n. - Bangerz of unprecedented size, not yet accepted by the masses due to a generalized fear of the unknown.
2.) n. -The result of conflicting emotions such as, disgust and intrigue.

"Wow bob, those guys had some monster bangerz, i'm still shakin..."
"...be advised, radio static the monster bangerz have been released, widespread panic and hysteria flood the streets..radio static proceed with caution."

by ricters August 3, 2018

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.

"may we all be mud monsters."

by annstokeley September 23, 2021

Ween Monster

Is a person who turns into a paleolithic creature of dark properties in a quest for hunger of ween and or penis, and or cock.

Wow! Luke is such a ween monster!

by Doct3r February 19, 2018

here thar be monsters

It means when you're with an unclean woman and u get crabs on you're genitals.

I got up after bad sex with a lady of the night, went into the bathroom, looked at my junk, and Here Thar Be Monsters!

by Shrouded In Red December 5, 2015

Moola Monster

A cool but whiny guy. So fun to be around but after a few drinks turns into a monster version of the cool guy.

Oh watch out, the Moola monster is coming out

by Perfectdef November 23, 2021

Tubby Goo Monster

A name given to, mainly females, for being excessively gooey, especially around the underarm area. They are known for having various house hold objects disappear in their goo. They will often avoid wearing bikinis but when they do it is not a pretty sight that you'll want to be around. Layers and layers of goo will pour out eventually consuming everything in sight.

Wonton: Hey Devon!!! Where the fuck is my laptop?!

Devon (tubby goo monster): I don't fucking know!!! Have you checked underneath all my goo???

Wonton: I told you to lose weight you fucking tubby goo monster before your goo eats the rest of my shit!

by creatorofthegoo August 1, 2012