mexican speed wrench

In its most literal form, any member of the wrench family featuring a screw-adjustable aperture, allowing one wrench to fit any sized nut or bolt. While not the ideal tool for the job, the mexican speed wrench is the fastest.

Is that bolt there a 15mm or 16mm? Ah, fuck it. Hand me the mexican speed wrench.

by dbbartender October 1, 2006

Mexican Take Out

A suxual act where the male puts his balls into the female's vagina.

Hey Baby, I am in the mood for some Mexican Take Out. He put his "beans" in her "box".

by Austicole February 20, 2011

Mexican Road Trip

Horrible diarrhea, usually measured in days or weeks. See also: Two-Day Mexican Road Trip.

1. I'm not sure what I ate on Friday, but I've been on a Two-Day Mexican Road Trip since.

2. I enjoyed lunch - thank you so much. Now, if you will excuse me, I must begin my Mexican Road Trip.

by Robthegod May 7, 2010

mexican butt-worms

Mexican butt-worms are what you pick up in mexico after eating from a taco cart or tamale stand that is less than sanitary. They are also different from other butt-worms because they wear sombreros.

Did you hear about Steve's trip to Tijuana? He got a bad case of the mexican butt-worms after eating at a filthy taco stand.

by Weslitzu December 30, 2013

Mexican Tongue Torch

The process of eating a large amount of extremely spicy food, then proceeding to lick your partner's rectum.

Partner No. 1 - *eats hot peppers and wasabi* *licks partner's ass*

Partner No. 2 - OW! HOLY SH**! What'd you do?!

Partner No. 1 - I just Mexican Tongue Torched you.

by GioSerg April 27, 2011

Sex on a Mexican beach

Similar to a sandy seagull, but after dipping your man meat in sand, you pour hot sauce all over it before ramming it back into your partners love taco.

After saying she wanted to heat up our relationship, I indulged her with some sex on a Mexican beach.

by Taintscratcher80 February 20, 2015

mexican ass gasket

A good old fashion Mexican Ass Gasket is when the stall you happen to be going #2 in is out of Ass Gaskets so you have to use the rim of your sombrero (by tearing off the top) as an Ass Gasket.

Ignacio in an act of desperation used his sombrero as a Mexican Ass Gasket in the toilet stall.

by Zodaxyz August 9, 2018