The one legged pirate

When a gentleman shoots semen into one eye of a girl and covers it like a eye patch, then proceeds to kick her on the knee so she hops on one leg and says 'AAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH'

Last night i gave my girlfriend 'The one legged pirate' and now I'm single.

by Nupey dupey August 22, 2022

Lebron Leg

A cigar emptied of its tobacco and replaced with copious amounts of marijuana. Rolled in a manner in that it resembles the lower extremities of four-time NBA champion Lebron James.

Damn that jawn a Lebron leg!

We shouldn't have smoked that Lebron leg before going to Gram-Gram's funeral. I'm high as fuck.

by Craig Dumper August 28, 2022

Maddie Long Legs

A nickname Mrs. Walton came up with for one of her APUSH students.

Mrs. Walton: “Maddie Long Legs is my favorite student.”

by Wall·e September 5, 2022

Couldn't hit a blind man with a broken leg

A phrase to describe something that's really easy

*some fool messes up something easy*
"you idiot, you couldn't hit a blind man with a broken leg"

by chairmanpingu September 14, 2022

rainy day legs

The kind of legs you like to see clear up.

What are rainy day legs? The kind you like to see clear up.

by Fredgeorgeroger October 29, 2022

baby rhino legs

When a person’s calves are the same circumference as the thighs with small feet.

Ol girl running around with her lil baby rhino legs.

by PhatBawlz October 30, 2022

leg

an attractive person in NYC

Him: OMG London not like that

"she not a leg fr"

by some bald white guy2 October 31, 2022