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Pélame la Banana

Spanish slang ,for jack me off often used in a sexual act of having someone jack you off. Often used in a double meaning by referring to a males dick as a banana and the act of peeling the banana referring to how the person wants you to Jack said person off. “ Pélame la Banana” is also a song by an artist called the general where he tells Juna to peel his banana.
Juana Pélame La Banana

Juana Peel my Banana. (Juana Jack Me Off)

Sientate I Pélame la Banana

Sit down and peel my banana ( Sit down and jack me off)
by The Black Reaper 00201 January 24, 2024
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La Croix

A luxury alternative to water. For successful, masculine men and feminine women.
Fuck he's huge. Must be drinking that La Croix.
by Truth- January 25, 2024
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Te va cargar la verga

North Mexican slang.

In a literal sense it suggests that you’re going to be carried by the dick.

The pc/kid friendly version is te va cargar el payaso, which means you’re going to be carried by the clown.

Both meanings suggest someone’s going to catch a beating, be taken by the waves in a sense or basically to say: You’re dead.
Bro, I just saw your wife blowing Donald Trump.

Tell him: Te va cargar la verga.

You know I can’t do that, he’s the former president of the USA.
by Mrbigglesworth123456 February 7, 2024
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Carne de la noché

The wanting to have intercourse with someone.
“Wow! She was so fit. Carne de la noché”

Jacks Gullible
by slayqween April 5, 2023
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Ca La Mario

“Ca La Mario” este atunci cand vrei sa dai mana cu cineva calumea. Nu e un dat de mana normal, mainile formeaza un X
eu: (întind mâna)Ca la Mario!
el: Ca la Mario!
by papusoi April 10, 2023
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la niña

Slang for depression; depressed; sad; sadness; feeling blue.

It comes from the la niña weather phenomena, a cooling of the water in the equatorial Pacific, which increase the precipitation/rainfall.

Rainfall symbolizes depression and/or sadness.
I'm not feeling well. I feel like I have la niña in my head.
Better to be tired than having La niña for months.
by sharerainbows April 11, 2023
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laurte la

Laurte La - A person who loses every argument they get into + they are also french
"hey did you see Laurte la?"

"Oh yeah, he is probably walking around with a white flag"
by iamgreash April 15, 2023
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