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Portland Kiss

When a woman places her vagina on a man or another woman and that said person gives them oral sex.
Guy 1: Dude I had a crazy night at a stripper club...she totally gave me a Portland Kiss.
Guy 2: EWW GROSS
Guy 1: Ya I have an appointment to get checked out for all std's...fingers crossed.
Guy 2: My prayers are with you man.
Portland Kiss by MRDYRNDAY September 19, 2011

perfect kiss

when you know that everything in the world is right and nothing will ever be able to hurt you
When I kiss her, I know it was a perfect kiss
perfect kiss by sheynayray May 26, 2012
The act of intensely kissing up on your girl, because you intend to blow her back out and fuck up her sciatica.
You hot kiss someone when you're about to have sex with them.
Hot Kiss by p_whistle May 2, 2018

suicide kiss 

when someone is hanging themselves while you eat there a$$.
yo that emo chick is bare thicc, i'd give her the suicide kiss.
suicide kiss by megathiccboi May 14, 2018

Swiss kiss 

When you stuff your mouth full of swiss cheese and suck your lovers nose.
Man, my girl gave me a swiss kiss last night.

filthy eskimo kiss 

when your are doing a girl in the butt and she needs to take a dump and the tip of your dick hits her poop
i heard that guy kevin received a dirty eskimo kiss from this mexican chick that ate too many beans. wow, that must have been a very filthy eskimo kiss